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Napoleon.
Recent MTV Films Productions aside, who is named Napoleon? Who names their kid AFTER Napoleon? What kind of message are you trying to send? Vacations in Elba? Obsession with hands? Pointy hats?
And, y'know, god help you if the kid turns out to be on the short side.
By the time he's sixteen, he'll (a) hate you and (b) be going by "Leon" anyway, though the jerks at school will call him "Nappy" instead, because he's got crazy hair and is narcoleptic. THANKS A LOT, MOM AND DAD.
Recent MTV Films Productions aside, who is named Napoleon? Who names their kid AFTER Napoleon? What kind of message are you trying to send? Vacations in Elba? Obsession with hands? Pointy hats?
And, y'know, god help you if the kid turns out to be on the short side.
By the time he's sixteen, he'll (a) hate you and (b) be going by "Leon" anyway, though the jerks at school will call him "Nappy" instead, because he's got crazy hair and is narcoleptic. THANKS A LOT, MOM AND DAD.
posted by cortex at 9:15 AM
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I am so totally going to name my next kid Napoleon.
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