Death to Billy Ray, Rodentia

At work, I use a portable phone a lot, wandering around with the phone on my belt and a headset in my ear: listening to others make phonecalls. When said others aren't actually on the phone, I hear a mixture of low hum interference and the ghost of some awful Disney radio station. What this means is that this week, just like every other week, I've heard Alvin and the Chipmunks sing "Achy Breaky Heart" at least four times.

It's drivin' me crazy, it's drivin' me nuts.